Sunday, June 14, 2009

Inspired by Julia Meng

From Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey how are you
Stranger: good
Stranger: you?
You: well this is my first time doing this
You: so i guess i'm just kind of weirded out
You: seems like an interesting concept
You: why are you on here for?
Stranger: curiousity
Stranger: where you from?
You: southern california
You: you?
You: we'll try to keep specifics to a minimum
Stranger: England, 20, Male
Stranger: nice and broad
You: haha yeah
You: 18, male
You: are people overly concerned with pedophiles in england, too?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we don't have the tv shows like you guys
Stranger: 'to catch a predator'
You: ah i wonder what that means
You: it could mean
You: 1) we have more pedophiles
You: 2) our pedophiles are more easily caught
You: 3) britain likes to keep quiet about its pedophiles
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what does asl mean?
Stranger: girl_
Stranger: ?
You: ooh age sex language?
Stranger: lacation
You: i see
You: 18, male, southern california
You: sorry to dissapoint
You: not a girl
Stranger: yea, so fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


...the fuck?

4 comments:

Frances Castillo said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

i'm trying this one day.

Nyaa said...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

SORRY I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE SECOND ONE.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

M.B. said...

yes, i also enjoyed a hearty chuckle at the second one.

it's okay. i'm glad you're not a girl.

Julia said...

It actually gets really boring after a while, unless you're looking to solicit nude pictures from strangers on the internet.
The most interesting conversation I had was with some dude who was a pilot flying a bunch of businessmen to the US Virgin Islands. Or so he said.